Let's be honest . . .
I began teaching back in the day when perms were in. I was quite pleased with my new perm until one child deflated my ego.
Danny: I don't like it. It makes me dizzy because it sticks out everywhere. ***** Ian: Mrs Scott, you're a really nice teacher even though you are old. Mrs S.: Why do you think I am old? Ian: Old people wear their glasses down their nose. Kids wear them up the top of their nose. I was beginning to feel a little relieved by this until . . . Frank: Yeah. And you've got crinkles on your neck! ***** We were finishing the story of "Little Red Riding Hood" Teacher: And they all lived happily ever after. Mary: Except for the wolf! ***** |
We had reached the climax of the story about King Midas where he had a chance to wish for something he loved more than gold.
Teacher: What do you think King Midas might love more than gold? Todd: Girls!!! ***** Adam: My sister is very fond of babies, but I'm fond of good things to eat. ***** Pat: You know what? God gave me this curly hair, but gee I hate him for it. ***** Sally: We saw some church people coming today so we pretended to be out. ***** |