Food, Glorious Food
Jack: Look, Craig's got dynamite on his sandwiches.
(Vegemite really does pack a punch, doesn't it?) ***** Jordon: I wish I had a mellington for lunch like Tom. (Even a lamington would do I should think.) ***** At morning tea: Tonya: This is a lemon. Teacher: No, it's an orange. Tonya: Well, how come it's got sour in it? ***** Gary: The empties of passionfruit are good for making boats. ***** |
James: That pink stuff looks like furry floss.
***** The class was making popcorn, which was a new experience to some. Danny: Ooh! ooh! Popping beans! ***** Kirra: (eating a plum) Yuk, this skin's bitter. Bill: Well I wouldn't care if it bit me. ***** Simon: Why did everyone run out of Hungry Jack's? Teacher: I don't know. Why? Simon: Because someone dropped a whipper. ***** |
Sandy: We went to a restaurant last night and they gave us a menu.
Karen: What's a menu. Sandy: It's a map to tell you what food they've got. ***** |